Thanks for getting into the Wimbledon spirit with our caption competition, we had great fun reading all of the comments!
Congratulations to Paul from Yorkshire who commented with the winning caption from week 1:
“This year the men’s final will be held on the new ‘Left of Centre Court!”
Keep an eye on the post, your prizes are on the way!
Spectator saying=”Blimey,you`d think Clare Balding would have a shave before appearing on TV”.
Brexit is a bit of a racket!, and “Thersa May”,Has not got the balls for it.
“Thank you, here’s one you might know”………….
and now the end is near
and so I face the final curtain
Wimbledon fans fury as new series of
“Britains got talent” aired instead of Murray Match
Come on Jeremy !! Whoops I mean Andy
I’ve got the balls, but do you have the balls to join me?
“Theresa, will you marry me?”
Come back Cliff, all is forgiven!!
Comrades, I’ve gone from match point down to serving for the Championship…!
I’ve lost my balls, has anyone seen them?
No Balls Please!
Thank goodness JC’s here, if it was Mrs May the tennis would be stalled by constant shouts of OUT!
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under. You will tick the box that says Labour . Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.
Dont worry about losing in the final Andy, in my book that means you have won!
LET me take the ADVANTAGE, Its all a RACKET just look at their NET worth? I can BREAK them I can SMASH them.
I would like to dedicate this one to Theresa May ” She,s just a devil woman.
By Working with a coalition of Quarter Finalists I can still be Wimbledon Champion in a couple of weeks time!
Theresa May !!!!! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS !!
“Urmm hello, we appear to have misplaced our magic money tree, if anyone has any information on its whereabouts please call me on 077… – ps WENGER OUT!”
Sadly, there’s nothing funny about me but rest assured, everyone will win under Labour. Everyone will be equal. Everyone will have to pay for it, just like you’re still paying for the 18 years of the Blair & Brown reign. Get real Jesa!
“There’s so many rackets here, I didn’t know my old pal Gerry Adams was in charge of Wimbledon this year!”
“This year the men’s final will be held on the new ‘Left of Centre Court!”
“NEW BALLS PLEASE! Theresa has given mine chewing again!”
Has anyone seen a yellow tennis ball?
“Here I am yes !! In court and still talking a load of Ballocks !!!
Has anyone seen Diane Abbott?
2,3,4, everyone join in, “I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony”.
I definately havent got the balls for governement
Crikey, Cliff Richard’s let himself go.
right you lot I don’t want a repeat of Glastonbury this time take your rubbish with you!
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down…
“On behalf of myself and Diane Abbott we’d like to welcome you all to the the “National Swingers Championships” This year there will be strictly no creaming Diane’s strawberries! – Fully costed strawberries I might add”!
Comrades, for today only. Free Strawberries ,cream and Pimms. This is being funded by the IMF.
Murray is leading by err… 15 love, or it is 30? I’ll ask Diane Abbott, she’s good with numbers.
“You used to be sitting on a mountain, then it was a hill, now it’s only a mound…….all of this under the leadership of the Tories”
“Thank you Glastonbury!”