Thanks to everyone who took part in our World Cup themed caption competitions, we had great fun reading all of the comments!
Congratulations to James who commented with the winning caption:
“Ey-up lads. The ladies are here, assume training pose #349 in 3…2…1…”
Sorry Kyle, only the best dribblers get to wear a bib!
Seriously guys, has anyone seen the deodorant stick ……
Our father who art in Russia, hallowed be thy ground.
Thy Lingard come
A VAR will not come
On Kalliningrad as it is in Kazan
Give us this Cahill, our daily Dier
Forgive us Young’s terrible passes
And lead us not into shot hesitation
But deliver us from Fifa
Kane hallowed be thy name!
Forever and ever our 11 men.
Right lads, let’s show Ze Germans how to beat South Korea…
Not necessary gentlemen. Germany are out of the world cup.
Although the England team weren’t showing the right ways to combat their opponents on the pitch, they weren’t prepared to combat the plague of head lice off the pitch.
KANE – ‘right lads follow me; it’s heads, shoulders, knees and toes..’
Ey-up lads. The ladies are here, assume training pose #349 in 3…2…1…
Hey Kyle, strike a pose, vogue, vogue, vogue!
Kyle – H, I dont know how you do it; bend your knee AND put your hands behind your head at the same time?
Stretch those arms ready to pick up the cup
Ok Gareth, think that’s enough adoration for today, can we get up now?
Take it easy Kyle, we are heads, shoulders knees and toes above the rest!
Walker caught out of position yet again.
Kyle couldn’t emulate his Dad Roy when trying to act out Catchphrase of the week.
Why are we lining up, Its not our fault the Germans are out
Sing along to: “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes”
Are you taking the “mick” Harry….. this is going to be our goal celebration dance!!
Now lads if you lift your arms up like that it’s easier for the opponents to wrestle you to the floor and we can practice our penalties.
No No No !
See no cover your eyes
Speak no cover your mouth
Hear no cover your ears
Now lets try again!
Breaking News: Only 1 England player nailed the Steps Tragedy dance moves test in training today.
Harry….. the next time the Boss tells you to eat your greens like a good little boy…. just do it!!!! Or we all suffer…
Walker was determined not to fall the ‘Coat hanger down the back of the Bib’ prank.
It all got very confusing when Sterling shouted “Show us your guns”
Hey Macarana!
Errrrr Harry, I don’t think this is how you do the YMCA!
Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, FORGET THAT WE ARE WINNING!!!
“Mr Motivator ain’t got nothing on me” said Harry
“maybe but he looked better than you” said Walker