Thanks to everyone who took part in our World Cup themed caption competitions, we had great fun reading all of the comments!
Congratulations to Peter from The Roman Group who commented with the winning caption:
“Like Ukraine, when I get my hands on it your not getting it back…”
Keep an eye on the post, your prizes are on the way!
Suspicions were aroused at Russia’s annual ‘Bring your Dad to School Day’ when the winner of the Papier Mâché World Cup making Competition proudly showed off his creation.
Who’s first in line for a beating with my golden ball?
What do you think of this for a Russian doll?
Mr President, is it true that if you insure your care with Compare the market .com – that you get a replica world cup?
It sure is, I insured my Lada last week with Compare the market .com and the FSB delivered this to me this morning.
Yes, this was one of the first designs we had for our Fabergé eggs back in 1885, but as you guys were not around then playing football, we opted for a more convention design.
In a few moments the nerve agent will take effect and you will all forget there was ever a trophy! 😉
Guy with the headphones in the background:
Dreamy thought-bubble of barechested Putin on horseback
Will this new deodorant hide the smell of corruption?
“Oi England, about our linesman in 1966…you’re welcome”
At last the Trump Voodoo doll from Amazon (Pssst Ivan put this in the special room)
Oh my…the light shines of this like it does with my head!!
When I said I wanted to squeeze my hands around a gold head worth a small fortune I meant Trump….
Our button is better than your button Mr Trump
Winner Winner Cabbage Dinner!
And how many State Sponsored Doping gold medals did it take to make this then?
Im a PUTIN this straight in my trophy cabinet!
And I would just like to thank FIFA for presenting me with this statue of myself…
Bought and paid for!
If we don’t win, I will Kill you all!
Putin does Bullseye….’Now Gareth, let’s have a look at what you could have won’
Today the World Cup – tomorrow the World!
Scrap novichok…. we’ll just hit them over the head with this instead!!
This is the one thing the state doping agency isn’t getting their hands on
Meanwhile back in Germany his ex-wife is bowing her head and wondering where on earth is he gonna be “Putin” that 🙂
The look you get when you say “Oi mate, can I hold it now?”
WOW! These isotopes are getting bigger
I’ll fight you all for it
This is what bribery can buy you.
Hans off Germany, it’s ours!
For the last time Donald, yes we can go to the cinema, no I am not a Meerkat and I am telling you that this is not made of chocolate!
Smeagol says “My Precious!”
He’s got the whole world in his hands!
Come on Brazil – I’m not letting the West get their hands on this!
Bend over Donald I’m sure this will fit
Like Ukraine, when I get my hands on it your not getting it back…