Win great prizes with our Wimbledon Caption Competition!

June 26, 2015 | By | 23 Replies More

Get into the Wimbledon spirit with our celebrity caption competition that could see you win a Luxury Box of Z Chocolat Chocolates in a mahogany box (worth £96.26!) or an 8 pack selection box of some delicious Portlebay Popcorn.

All you need to do is think of a clever or funny caption for this image of Stephen Fry, Bruce Forsyth, Comedienne Kathy Lette and the Duke of Kent at Wimbledon and enter it as a reply below.

Maximum two entries per person. All approved entries will be shown. The best caption wins the Luxury Chocolates, with the two runner-ups winning boxes of popcorn.
The comments that make us laugh the most wins…Prizes will be announced on Friday 10th July just before the finals. Good Luck!

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ENTER OUR CAPTION COMPETITION! Stephen Fry, Bruce Forsyth, Kathy Lette and the Duke of Kent at Wimbledon

Congratulations to the three winners of this Wimbledon Caption Competition!

The winning caption was:

‘There’s a high rate of divorce amongst tennis players…because love means nothing to them’ – Kit, lucky winner of the box of Z Chocolat.

The runners up were: 

‘Brucie : So I just pushed Princess Michael of Kent like this and I had the best view on Centre Court!’ – Suttles of Malden, winner of the Portlebay Sample Crate

‘He needs to get a wig like mine, the sun is shining off his head right in to my eyes.’ – Brian, winner of the Portlebay Sample Crate

Congratulations again and thank you for playing. 

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  1. Your all such a lovely audience, so much better than last years….

  2. Kit says:

    ‘There’s a high rate of divorce amongst tennis players…because love means nothing to them’

  3. Kit says:

    ‘And then I grabbed his balls like this…tennis balls that is!’

  4. Jackie Maceeny says:

    Stephen:I just had to pay £5 for two servings of strawberries.
    Bruce: I don’t think The Price Is Right.
    Lady in front: Gosh did you hear that? We could have strawberries for only £5.That’s ace!

  5. Pete says:

    Is the lady behind Bruce saying “It makes me mmmmaaaaddd, of all the *#**@*ing people to sit next to … SPOTTY DRESS ENVY!”

  6. Lewis McKenny says:

    Bruce: if Murray plays his cards right he could be looking at another ace!

  7. Jackie Maceeny says:

    Lady in the front : I wish those people behind us would let up and stop making a racket
    Duke of Kent : I think they must be the court jesters

  8. CobWeb says:

    lady talking to the Duke:
    Teddy, do you think one could have a word with your cuz to see if we can have the Royal box next year, who are this riff raff ????

  9. Suttles of Malden says:

    Brucie : So I just pushed Princess Michael of Kent like this and I had the best view on Centre Court!

  10. Dallas luckcock says:

    Bruce Good Game Good Game But I have just spotted Cliff and it’s starting to rain so get ready to make for the exits.

  11. Mark Morgon-Shaw says:

    Brucie: And of course in my day the balls were this big

    S.Fry : Well you get nothing for a pair Bruce

  12. Dallas luckcock says:

    Deuce to see you,to see you Deuce

  13. john says:

    Stephen: “That Serena Williams has a lovely pair”

    Bruce: “You get nothing for a pair, not in this game!”

  14. BRIANR says:

    Bruce……The Care Home Matron will be here at 5 to pick us up and take us back

  15. WayneB says:

    Brucie “Nice to see you to see you nice Stephen but I’m not to impressed with Elton’s new Sunglasses and wig” Stephen ” It’s not Elton Brucie but that American comedienne Ruby Wax!!!”
    Lady at the front ” I thought Brucie was dead” Duke of Kent ” No. He’s still going even if he has got to be as old as both of us put together!”

  16. dana whitehouse says:

    Brucie to Stephen-
    Dont worry Stephen they have a roof on centre court now,so we wont have
    Sir cliff singing summer holiday again !

  17. BRIANR says:

    He needs to get a wig like mine, the sun is shining off his head right in to my eyes.

  18. laurie lee says:

    “Stephen ‘ are you enjoying this game Bruce ???’ , ‘Bruce definitely, GOOD GAME GOOD GAME ‘ Stephen one of the players is definitely playing his CARDS RIGHT TODAY ‘

  19. Mike says:

    Is the Lady on the left saying to the Duke of Kent…’It’s tennis dear, you’re at the tennis’…
    Brucie’s saying..’Keep working them with your foot Stephen’

  20. jbanger says:

    Which wig is going to suit Duke of Kent more? Mine or yours?

  21. mark wood says:

    So Brucie, I hear you were here for the first final in 1877!

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