Our World Cup Caption Competition – Final Week!

July 9, 2018 | By | 27 Replies More

Thanks to everyone who took part in our World Cup themed caption competitions, we had great fun reading all of the comments!

Congratulations to Dana who commented with the winning caption:

“Damn! All that faffing about doing my waistcoat up and I forgot to put my bloody trousers on!”

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  1. Julia Plant says:

    Yaasss!!! I’ll be back in time for Countryfile on Sunday!

  2. Stacey Flynn says:

    Do you see me now Andreas Kopke?

  3. Mark Powell says:

    Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Ho!

  4. Laura Hollingworth says:

    The moment Jack and Dani became a couple on Love Island

  5. David says:

    Gareth…I know you have just won a years subscription to “Tailoring Monthly” and you are obviously excited.

    But…could you just tone it down a bit and concentrate on today’s game!

  6. James Marsh says:

    “By the power of Greyskull…”

  7. robbiec1480 (JGBM) says:

    Gareth successfully processes his first online return with JGBM in under 60 seconds! Ask the sales team for more details! 🙂 01752 330044

    This caption was brought to you by the UK’s leading office machines distributor! JGBM.CO.UK

  8. Dana Whitehouse says:

    Damn! All that faffing about doing my waistcoat up and I forgot to put my bloody trousers on!

  9. robbiec1480 (JGBM) says:

    Gareth expresses emotions as he learns JGBM are still the leading UK distributor of office machines! – Call the experts on 01752 330044 🙂

  10. Paul says:

    Lets all Roar like Lions!

    Footballs coming home!

  11. Lisa Patton says:

    See i’m not the only one who misses at penalties

  12. Ryan Elderbrand says:

    Gareth screams “TOPMAN HAVE GOT A SALE ON!!!!”

  13. Les says:

    Kids, I’ve told you before don’t leave the Lego on the floor.

  14. Les says:

    Why did I not do a deal with the waistcoat manufacturers!!!!!

  15. Karen Penn says:

    I have the power!

  16. Rick says:

    Altogether now? “This is the Southgate ovation society”?

  17. Steve F says:

    Gareth suddenly realises the ‘performance enhancer’ he bought off the Russian coach was actually Novichok Aaaaaaaaggghhh!!!!!

  18. robbiec1480 (JGBM) says:

    Gareth learns the important lesson – not to mix Laxatives with Viagra! – Oh dear

  19. Hayley Bainbridge says:

    If the wind changes you’ll stay like that 🙂

  20. Steve says:

    I A M I N V I N C I B L E ! ! !

  21. Rick says:

    Oooh, Suits You Sir..Gareth.

  22. James Nelson says:


  23. Aaron says:

    There are in and there are outs….

    This one is an in!!!

  24. Mark S says:

    “Who leaves Lego pieces on a football pitch?”

  25. Mark Powell says:

    Daaaaaaan! in the voice of Alan Partridge

  26. James says:

    Southgate celebrates after hearing about the waistcoat clearance sale!

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