Christmas Swordfish Caption Competition!

December 11, 2015 | By | 42 Replies More


T’was the fortnight before Christmas and all through the office not a creature was stirring, not even a (computer) mouse… The photo was hung by our Marketing Team with care, in the hope that funny captions would soon be there!

Get into the festive spirit with our Swordfish caption competition that could see you win all you want for Christmas!

All you need to do is think of a clever or funny caption for this image of Daniel Craig enjoying a festive treat and enter it as a reply below.


All approved entries submitted before 5pm on 18th December will be shown. The best caption wins £50 Love2Shop voucher with the runners up winning a Swordfish Slimline A4 Trimmer & the Swordfish Superslim A4 Laminator bundle, 800XC Cross Cut Shredder or a Variplug Dual USB Universal Travel Adapter.
The comments that make us laugh the most win! Winners will be announced on Monday 21st December.

Merry Christmas and Good Luck!


Thanks to everyone who took part! The Winner is….



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  1. Dave McKenna says:

    Bond smiled, as Cakes with cherries or icing normally left James gasping for breath, crushed to death. Luckily, this one had nothing Onatopp.

  2. Daniel,don`t eat it,sugary cakes are bad for your Elf.

  3. elaine norrie says:

    As 007 ive now retired
    dont have to watch my weight
    I’ll eat this bun and be like santa
    forget about my shape

  4. Lynn Doe says:

    I was sent this cake On Her Majesties secret service. I said where did it come from? I was told it was sent From Russia with Love and that it was For my eyes only. I took a bite, but felt unwell. I was asked if I had eaten much? I replied, Dr. No I hadn’t. If you had he replied you could have died!! That really scared The Living Daylights out of me.

  5. Lynn Doe says:

    This cakes a bit hard, could really use a good set of “Jaws”

  6. Lynn Doe says:

    I like mine Baked, Not shared.

  7. georgie . w says:

    my word is my bond, the alternative was to be a cristmas fairy with a wand

  8. Karen Penn says:

    Really Moneypenny are you sure its only 007 calories

  9. Darren says:

    Daniels now retired as 007, he’s out of the action

    He’s smiling at a bun, in a JGBM xmas caption

    He could be a hero by defeating ISIS

    Or work in sales at JGBM and give us better prices..!

  10. Annie Taylor says:

    Daniel Craig celebrates… Mary Berry is the new Moneypenny!

  11. Gareth Bennett says:

    I honestly thought that was a young sid james, not Daniel Craig!

  12. Diane Wareing says:

    Never say never again.. to cup cakes!

  13. Rick H says:

    Ignoring sexism concerns, 007 hit on the name of the next Bondgirl….Muffin Midwinter.

  14. Jo says:

    The Man with the Frosted Bun!

  15. Jo says:

    What did I expect – an exploding pen!

  16. Laszlo Honfi says:

    Don’t be silly Q who would want an exploding cup cake?

  17. Mark Jeffryes says:

    Ahh Snow-felt my little cup cake mmm

  18. Santa Claws says:

    “Moneypenny always could put a smile on my face…

    …she makes lovely cakes!”

  19. Bob says:

    1.’Yes Moneypenny, I saved the world again – was it difficult? No, a piece of cake’.

    2.One’s a beffcake, the other’s a fairy cake…but which is which?

    3.Dealing with JGBM having saved the world yet again is just the icing on the cake

  20. Bob says:

    James ‘Gambler’ Bond and M star in Dr. Ho (Ho Ho)

  21. The name’s James;Sid James.
    Ha ha ha ha ha!
    Those Ruskies will never spot me in my ‘Carry on Christmas’ disguise.

  22. Ian Elvin says:

    I have a real “Bond” with this “Layer Cake” – Its becoming a real “Obsession”!

  23. Lee says:

    You sure the new film is called “For My Pies Only”

  24. Santa Claws says:

    “Shhhh….This is actually my skin before the CGI makeover!”

  25. Dawn Bates says:

    My name is Christmas, Father Christmas

  26. Label King says:

    Enjoy yourself bond, you only live twice…

  27. Kit says:

    Will this piefall? Will it crumble?

  28. Kelly Chapman says:

    Suddenly Bond realised that wasn’t his gun he had pulled from his pocket…..
    he felt such a fruit cake! 🙂

  29. Richard says:

    “Shaken, not stirred”
    Daniel was taken
    by a young Christmas bird!

  30. Justin Davidson says:

    1) L4YER CAKE

    2) “More cake, Mister Bond?”

    3) Who cares about frostbite, when you have frosting?

    4) This cake looks as dry as my martini

    5) Coming soon, to a cinema near you: Bond – The Retirement Years

  31. Moomoo says:

    You do have lovely Buns Miss Moneypenny

  32. will I fit into my Bond gear if I eat this delicious cake.

  33. mmmm, reindeer droppings – crunchy on the outside and warm in the middle

  34. Andy says:

    Having been asked to inspectre the cake, Daniel gave it 007 out of 10

  35. Lois says:

    Looks far tastier than turkey

  36. Jay Waldrom says:

    Merry Christmas to me, £10 million for the sequel to Cowboys and aliens!

  37. Kit Frusciante says:

    I guess I’ll Die..t Another Day.

  38. Phill says:

    Bing Crosby’s looking a bit rough this year.

  39. Daniel is enjoying his many Layers of Cake…

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