Spring is rapidly approaching and it’s a time for us to wax Lyrical to speed the coming sunny days.
So enter our competition and write us a poem about office life!
For example:
I was sitting at my desktop
when a new e-mail popped in
JGBM’s new flyer
with a prize for me to win
I hastily responded
and to my great surprise
upon my desk that weekend
arrived my JG prize!
For those of you that need a hand getting started you could just finish of this example poem:
I was sitting on the scanner when the boss came by and said
I’m sorry to disturb you
But . . . . . .
Add your comments and entries below. The best entry wins a Mystery Prize!
Good luck!
The clock is ticking faster
It’s almost 5 o’clock
The sun is still shining
and I haven’t stopped
Laminators, printers during the day they all work fine
So why do they all break down when I want my glass of wine
I had a little enquiry just a week ago
I was in a quandry as to who’s best price would show
I checked all the ususal susects for the best on my little gem
Who came out tops again but J G B M
But that’s no way to get a tan,
I’ll let you off just this once,
Since I’m the better man!
Buttocks that need warming,
Should take the summer breeze,
Arses that need firing,
Come and see me at my desk!!
I love to sell a shredder
It gives me such a thrill
But I sent it to a client
and they shredded up my bill!
I was sitting on the scanner when the boss came by and said
I’m sorry to disturb you, scan your p45 instead!