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By: Sharon

Sharon — Wed, 06 Jul 2016 09:25:12 +0000

Two little little Dicky birds
Having wine in Paris
One name David, One named Boris
Open your eyes, birdies! Look, there’s a ball,
You are in the UK, not in Paris at all!

By: Kopaloadathis

Kopaloadathis — Tue, 05 Jul 2016 13:10:01 +0000

Playing the Brexit Referendum Short Squeeeeze shot was always going to be difficult!

When analysts predicted a spending squeeze for Brexit Britain I didn’t expect to feel it as well David! Deuce!

By: Mario Rabaiotti

Mario Rabaiotti — Sun, 03 Jul 2016 14:09:24 +0000

Just heard Theresa’s going to be PM

By: MR B (JGBM)

MR B (JGBM) — Fri, 01 Jul 2016 13:48:48 +0000

“Boris I said net point! Not point it there!”

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 08:10:03 +0000

Go easy Boris, its not the first time this week iv been bent over but still.

By: Jenny Gilbert

Jenny Gilbert — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 14:26:04 +0000

oompf!! after the second euro exit in a week, we best keep a new set of balls for old’ Roy!

By: Joshfry (JGBM)

Joshfry (JGBM) — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 14:17:08 +0000

Caption no.1 : “Ah yes Boris! That’s it, that’s the spot old chap! oooft!” *Boris making inaudible gasping noises*

Caption no.2 : David: “I’m glad I picked the seat with the hole on the bottom!” Boris “Me too old boy!”

Caption no.3 : *sometime in the near future after Brexit* “We really messed up, didn’t we”

By: Colin (JGBM)

Colin (JGBM) — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 14:14:58 +0000

Do you know David, these open air toilets are rather public!!

By: Rob Parrinello

Rob Parrinello — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 13:53:06 +0000

“Leeeeaave!!”
“Remaaaain!!”

By: Dale

Dale — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 13:01:36 +0000

I wish Cliff would stop singing