Comments on: Win great prizes with our Wimbledon Caption Competition!

By: Richard Evans

Richard Evans — Sun, 12 Jul 2015 13:26:02 +0000

Your all such a lovely audience, so much better than last years….

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 10 Jul 2015 12:17:36 +0000

‘There’s a high rate of divorce amongst tennis players…because love means nothing to them’

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 10 Jul 2015 12:08:06 +0000

‘And then I grabbed his balls like this…tennis balls that is!’

By: Jackie Maceeny

Jackie Maceeny — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 19:47:34 +0000

Stephen:I just had to pay £5 for two servings of strawberries.
Bruce: I don’t think The Price Is Right.
Lady in front: Gosh did you hear that? We could have strawberries for only £5.That’s ace!

By: Pete

Pete — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 16:10:21 +0000

Is the lady behind Bruce saying “It makes me mmmmaaaaddd, of all the *#**@*ing people to sit next to … SPOTTY DRESS ENVY!”

By: Lewis McKenny

Lewis McKenny — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 12:20:21 +0000

Bruce: if Murray plays his cards right he could be looking at another ace!

By: Jackie Maceeny

Jackie Maceeny — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 12:05:12 +0000

Lady in the front : I wish those people behind us would let up and stop making a racket
Duke of Kent : I think they must be the court jesters

By: CobWeb

CobWeb — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 13:10:59 +0000

lady talking to the Duke:
Teddy, do you think one could have a word with your cuz to see if we can have the Royal box next year, who are this riff raff ????

By: Suttles of Malden

Suttles of Malden — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:38:31 +0000

In reply to Dallas luckcock. Deserves a deucie bonus!

By: Suttles of Malden

Suttles of Malden — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 15:37:57 +0000

Brucie : So I just pushed Princess Michael of Kent like this and I had the best view on Centre Court!