Comments on: Our World Cup Caption Competition – Week 1!

By: Rick Haswell

Rick Haswell — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 19:20:38 +0000

Suspicions were aroused at Russia’s annual ‘Bring your Dad to School Day’ when the winner of the Papier Mâché World Cup making Competition proudly showed off his creation.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 14:58:59 +0000

Who’s first in line for a beating with my golden ball?

By: Jason Taggart

Jason Taggart — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 12:05:43 +0000

What do you think of this for a Russian doll?

By: David

David — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:42:36 +0000

Mr President, is it true that if you insure your care with Compare the market .com – that you get a replica world cup?

It sure is, I insured my Lada last week with Compare the market .com and the FSB delivered this to me this morning.

By: David

David — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 08:38:57 +0000

Yes, this was one of the first designs we had for our Fabergé eggs back in 1885, but as you guys were not around then playing football, we opted for a more convention design.

By: Vince

Vince — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:34:13 +0000

In a few moments the nerve agent will take effect and you will all forget there was ever a trophy! 😉

By: Bill Thompson

Bill Thompson — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 13:27:39 +0000

In reply to Paul. Will this new deodorant hide the smell of corruption?

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:16:10 +0000

Guy with the headphones in the background:
Dreamy thought-bubble of barechested Putin on horseback

By: Darren Masters

Darren Masters — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:01:25 +0000

“Oi England, about our linesman in 1966…you’re welcome”

By: Paul Grice

Paul Grice — Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:20:44 +0000

At last the Trump Voodoo doll from Amazon (Pssst Ivan put this in the special room)