https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mad-march-mayhem Fri, 06 Nov 2020 15:49:00 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2843 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:39:45 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2843 The clock is ticking faster
It’s almost 5 o’clock
The sun is still shining
and I haven’t stopped
Laminators, printers during the day they all work fine
So why do they all break down when I want my glass of wine

]]> https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2408 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:48:07 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2408 I had a little enquiry just a week ago
I was in a quandry as to who’s best price would show
I checked all the ususal susects for the best on my little gem
Who came out tops again but J G B M

]]> https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2407 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:05:19 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2407 But that’s no way to get a tan,
I’ll let you off just this once,
Since I’m the better man!

]]> https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2406 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:01:50 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2406 Buttocks that need warming,
Should take the summer breeze,
Arses that need firing,
Come and see me at my desk!!

]]> https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2405 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:02:21 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2405 I love to sell a shredder
It gives me such a thrill
But I sent it to a client
and they shredded up my bill!

]]> https://blog.jgbm.co.uk/jgbm_news/mad-march-mayhem.php/comment-page-1#comment-2404 Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:58:07 +0000 http://www.jgbm.co.uk/blog/?p=2319#comment-2404 I was sitting on the scanner when the boss came by and said
I’m sorry to disturb you, scan your p45 instead!

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